“Happy birthday Patrick” or “King Kong”

Happy Birthday to Patrick.
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1. Heroic Name-King Kong
2. Real Name-Patrick Kong
3. Place of Origin-Manteca, CA
4. Major-MCB (Molecular and Cell Biology)
5. Superhuman Abilities-Reserve member/supplies size and strength
-Ultra-annoying laugh that immobilizes enemies
-Extensive game and anime library that fills an 80 GB hard drive