Surprise, Surprise

Superfriend Roster: Nash

When I went to take my recycling out, inside the pile of paper and plastic, I found something I was not expecting, a girl’s sock. A sock. What the hell is a girls’s sock doing in my recycling?

There was a day when the laundry room was a total mess with socks and fabric softener everywhere on the floor. How unfortunate it was that I had to drop an article of clothing into that mess. I suppose when I went to get it, I must have picked up the sock along with it. How it got into my recycling remains a mystery, though.

The sock now sits in my trash can as I can find no one who wants a dirty girls sock that’s been who knows where.