Subjournal-Trying to avoid work

-Spring break in a few days.
-Got to love the new humor page. It’s incredibly funny, but I wonder what I’ll do with it once everyone has seen it. I mean how many times can a person possibly laugh at why did the chicken cross the road jokes. Here’s hoping I can eventually write my own material.
-Apparently, when I try to be witty funny, it doesn’t work. But I just start saying things in a weird voice or say a completely obvivous joke, it comes off as really funny. Go figure.
-I’ve spent to much time trying to appeal to a very small group of people. How very, very sad. For those of you who do come by and visit the site, you’ll find there are some very appealing features in it to keep you coming back for more.
-Where are all the agnostics and atheists in this school? I need more help from people who don’t believe in God. Isn’t this school suppose to be full of super liberal people?
-Headed back to old high school over break. I went back there with good old pal Fabian and a person said that Berkeley people fight for the most ridiculous issues like whether or not coffee is organically grown. To me, the fact that she knew about it makes her a good candidate to go to Berkeley.
-What happened to subprofiles? Nobody seems to have these anymore, which might explain my lack of subfriends. Speaking of which, why am I not on anyone’s subfriends list?
-So much for this stuff being funny.
-You know when you are addicted to the net when you can just shoot out web sites off the top of your head when people ask you for one.
-You also know that you are addicted to the net when you read silly journals like this one all the time.
-I can not believed I missed seeing Scott Adams, the man who currently writes the Dilbert comic strip.
-Speaking of celebrities, I can’t believe how many famous people Fred has seen. He had Arnold Schwarzenegger as a guest speaker in his Poli Sci class, saw a few players from the Golden State Warriors at the gym, and met Snoop Dogg and has a picture with him. Me and Eugene have a side bet to see which one he’ll meet next.