My frat bro’s came out with a little survey. This is how your’s truly fared.
Second mostly to severely injure himself.
Fourth mostly likely to do your mom
Third mostly to be kidnapped by Yahia
Category I probably should have placed in
Most likely to spend a lot of time with stupid computer games or blogging
Categories Joey should be placed in
most likely to be “you know” (gay)
least likely to get laid