Scavenger Hunt

What I did last night:

1. Went to a gay bar called Rock Hard
2. Sat in the back of a cop car
3. Sat on the back of a cop car
4. Humped a statue with 8 other guys
5. Urinated at Coit Tower with 8 other guys
6. Bought condoms
7. Went to a place selling the nastiest videos in town
8. Had to carry a bondage whip in the all guys dorm
9. Found a 16″ dildo
10. Saw Joey rub down fellow pledge brother Patrick in baby oil
11. Saw Billy’s butt and in a girl’s wig

It’s not what you think. Just don’t ask. Please don’t ask. Really don’t ask. Stop asking.